My girlfriend thought I was heartless and broke up with me.
On Valentine’s Day I took her heart.
Now I’m not heartless anymore.
Jason Duck 2025.
Happy ‘Bloody’ Valentine’s Day everyone! X
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Clever and horrible!
Quite a play on words!